Why this year's ALCS is totally going to rock

Let's see here, we have 3 of the biggest names in the game
(Jeter, Arod, Vladdie)

We have stellar recently accquired pitching
(Sabathia, Burnett, Kazmir)

We have a bulky outfielder
(Damon, Abreu)

The accuired superstar
(Hunter, Texiera)

and the ex catcher manager
(Scoscica, Girardi)

I think I just blued myself