2010 Topps Update Series Retail Box Rip

After a week of exile, I've finally returned with a box from Target (FINALLY!) of the product I've been waiting weeks for. Update...I've always looked forward to update, to to my strange facinsation with players in other uniforms. It's interesting to me. But anyway, here's the box-

Pack 1-
36- Matt Holliday Derby
187- Checklist
61- Alfredo Simon
170- Carl "Leading off for your 2011 Yankees" Crawford AS
76- Jose Tabata Debut
62- Chris Narveson
Tris Speaker stuck in 98.
Attax

Pack 2-
156- Matt Thornton AS
194- Vernon Wells AS
51- Tom Gorzellany
236- Matt Daley
186- Scott Hairston
95- Jamie Moyer!!!
Tales of Harry Truman
Buster Posey TT

Pack 3-
281- Jose Valverde AS
247- SWISH! Home run derby
319- Josh Tomlin
26- Jesus Felicano
157- Jason Marquis
211- Daniel Huson
YO MAMMA CARD! Mark Fydrich from 1977.
TT

Pack 4-
220- Jon Lester
24- Checklist
118- Jose Bautista
168- Wilson Ramos
188- O-HUD!
154- Jose Guillen.
Vernon Wells Turkey Red
TT

Pack 5-
161- Matt Holliday AS
153- Brian McCann AS
160- Josh Johnson AS
280- A ROD AS!
60- MIguel Tejada on the Padres
CODE CARD! Let's see who I get-
Dennis Eckersley 1989. Not bad. It's a hall of famer, a good one, from a set I need to complete. Fair exchange.
1985 Dave Winfield YO MAMMA!
TT

Pack 6-
38- Chris Young AS
290- Justin Verlander AS
210- Ubaldo Jimines
172- Josh Donaldson
179- Juan Pierre
Another 1985 Winfield Yo Mamma...WAIT! IT'S AN ORIGINAL BACK! DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!
Walter Johnson in 1952
TT

Pack 7-
73- Torii Hunter AS
215- CL
75- J-Hey AS
221- Heath Bell AS
149- Kevin Russo
Lineage- Steve Carlton to Jon Lester- HOW DARE THEY!!!!!
Eddie Matthews Tales
Attax

Pack 8-
Scott Rolen AS
Adrian Beltre AS
JoBrox AS
Capps AS
Omar Infante
Daniel Nava Peak Performance
Hey! A Curtis Granderson Turkey Red!
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Pack 9-
79- Johnny Gomes
310- DEREK JETER AS
293- PAT THE BAT BURRELL
283- rHYNE hUGHES
94- Reid Brigniac
Code Card! Let's see who I get now!
1972 Bruce Kison of the Pirates. Not bad. Vintage wax.
YO MAMMA 1988 Eddie Murray RB
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Pack 10-
173- Lornezo Cain
139- Jorge Cantu
28- Bill Hall
257- Joel Hanharan
191- Cool, a Danny Valencia rookie
Lineage- Larry Walker to Justin Morneau. Does this mean Morneau's gonna gain some weight, move to an expansion team and never make the hall?
Jimmie Foxx stuck in 94. I feel for you, Jimmie.
TT

Now for my guaranteed Patch Card-
1993 Roberto Alomar!!! Okay. Just wait until he gets to Cooperstown, then it'll skyrocket

Overall, nice box. Good Yo Mammas and Cool hit.