WORLD SERIES!

 

 YAY RED SOX! BEARDS! BOSTON STRONG! BIG PAPI! LJLKASJFKSDJFLJASDJ!

YAY CARDINALS! THEY WON A LOT! DAVID FREESE! WACHA! FGJHJGASHKGHJKF!

In all honesty, there are a billion things I'd rather do than watch a World Series featuring these two. So tonight I will be watching Survivor while the World Series goes on without me. Do I care who wins? Well, it would be nice if the Cardinals didn't win two titles in three years. So I guess I'm rooting for Duck Dynast- I MEAN The Red Sox.

So yeah. The Cardinals are so evil that they're making a lifelong Yankee fan root for Boston. EEEVIL I TELL YOU!