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An inflamed elbow?

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AN INFLAMED ELBOW???

You mean to tell me that, after TWELVE WINS...TWELVE REALLY NICE WINS...an INFLAMED ELBOW is what brings the great Masahiro Tanaka down??? I mean, that's like Mike Tyson getting taken out by a strained pinky!

What does this mean for my team?? Well, it means that we're gonna need Tanaka back, unless there's a miraculous recovery by Brandon McCarthy (and I really hope this isn't a joke). So, hopefully this...inflamed elbow thing is a brief, quickie thing, that isn't going to take long at all.

Please.