"Guys...Don't do this..."

...We're supposed to be World F----n' Champions"

"Damn you J-Rol...don't make me do this..."

"RYAN STOP POINTING THAT BASEBALL BAT AT MY MANAGER!"



Hey...I tried! What do you want? I'll be working on some more actual cards later

Welcome Back

Beltre, sit down

DeRosa, go home

Philadelphia has a new 3rd baseman and it's...their old 2nd baseman. Huh, what a twist. Either way, Placido Polanco was a legend with us, and then he moved to Detroit, where he was muddled behind a stellar outfield and star talent from Florida.

I'm pretty sure that the Phillies lineup has certain simularities with a certain film, and that means I have to get customizing.

(As to the film, I'll give you a hint- actually, nevermind, I won't)