"I'M GOIN TO YANKEEWORLD!!!"
So now it looks like Drunky McGee is going back to his "You've got some splaining to do!!!" wife and 4 months of relaxation...that is, until he's traded. Meanwhile, the Twins are playing the Yankees tonight, and Of COOOOURSE I'll watch it. The fate of the world hangs in the balance here!
Also, I don't know if you guys have noticed, but a certain quarterback that I like broke a certain record he's been chasing. More on that story later.