Behind the scenes of the Yankee GM Office on Halloween
"Now...that pitcher you gave me. It wasn't Javier Vasquez, was it?"
"No"
"Ah, very good. Would you mind telling me which pitcher I DID put into the rotation for the postseason?"
"You won't be angry"
"I won't be angry"
"Andy someone"
"...Andy someone. Andy who?"
"Andy...Washedup..."
"Andy Washedup"
"I'm sure that was his name"
"Heh...are you saying...that I put Andy Pettite, this...tired...mildly injured, 37 year old... INTO THE DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
(Strangles him)
"IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME!"
"You said you wouldn't be angry!"
"IS THAT IT?"
Happy Halloween from Mint Condition. May your tacky movie references be better than mine.
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