So far, the Phillies have been playing poorly. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've seen this type of mediocrity from the Phillies since before Ryan Howard joined the squad. They've become a pathetic joke of a team, with players jumping onto the DL, pitchers getting hounded at the plate, and great pitching being spoiled by not having any offense to back it up.
Michael Young, while doing simply alright, hasn't done much to affect the offense. John Lannan has given lackluster pitching attempts to a team defined by its non-lackluster pitching. Even people like Domonic Brown and Eric Kratz have failed to produce more than just what they did in Spring Training.
Aaaaaaaaand he's been benched. Well, so much for that.
Coming Tomorrow- What's that? The Brewers have a gigantic streak going? Somebody get me a custom of that pitcher dude who's the only decent star besides Ryan Braun, stat.