Friday, May 9, 2014
Custom Card of the Night: Darvish Edition
You'll have to wait one inning for all of this to boil over, to paraphrase Simon Pegg.
(Eleven Minutes Later)
It has come to my attention that I cannot catch a fricking break.
Exactly one inning away from Yu Darvish pitching a no-hitter. What do I do? Post a card of him, basically in the hopes of him finishing the no-hitter. What does David Ortiz do? Kindly bash the no-hitter out of Yu Darvish's hands, making me look like an idiot, and Darvish look like he cannot simply pitch a no hitter, something that Nolan Ryan could do in his sleep.
I mean....THIS POOR GUY! TWICE NOW, he's come so damn close to pitching a no-hitter, and TWICE NOW he's failed miserably. What rotten luck. I think he needs a hug. I know it's kinda rare for me to say that about someone on the Rangers, but this guy needs a serious hug.
He's a great pitcher, too. He's had a few really nice seasons, and has become a premier Japanese import. It's just sad that these things happen to him.
Coming Tomorrow (?)- A speedy Reds outfield prospect.