Saturday, August 29, 2015
A ChiSox Coming Attraction
(The Following Preview has been deemed appropriate for All Baseball Audiences by the Commissioner of Major League Baseball)
(Dark, mysterious music plays)
Underneath the shadows on the South Side of Chicago, a threat looms in the distance.
It may look meek...it may look harmless...and it may not get a ton of attendance...but here lies the ground roots for the most powerful threat in the country.
This was a team that didn't get any respect. A team that spent too many years being ridiculed for what they didn't have. A team...that had been watching...waiting...formulating the perfect comeback...retooling the roster...patiently awaiting the right time. A time which is coming very soon.
Oh, they could be beat now. They could be ripped apart. Why? To make those other teams think they had a chance.
From the people who brought you the 2005 White Sox, and from the same people who won't stop talking about the 2005 White Sox, even if it's ten years later...comes the most shocking thing your mind will ever fathom.
Starring Jose Abreu! Alexei Ramirez! Chris Sale! Avisail Garcia! Robin Ventura! Jose Quintana! And many, many more.
It's growing stronger by the second! It's taking over everything you love! And it's closer than you might think!
SEE...THE CONTENDING CHICAGO WHITE SOX!!!
Coming Next Summer...or the Summer after that...or a summer season that occurs sometime soon after that one...To a Ballpark Near You!