In honor of my return from a wifi-less vacation at the beach, here is a custom card of the lead singer of Wilco, a band based mainly out of Chicago, throwing the first pitch for a team that is the sworn enemy of the team he should be throwing out the first pitch for.
I don't blame him. He's got a new album out. He can do whatever the hell he wants. Including throw out the first pitch for the Cardinals. Hell, go for Pittsburgh while you're at it, Jeff. Your indie following won't mind. They're still basking in the greatness that is that Star Wars album. As they should.