Yeah, you knew I'd eventually get my hands on some.
Me, the master of showing people in different-looking uniforms. Of course I'd get Update eventually. I mean, what else am I supposed to do in October? Break fifteen-year-old boxes of stuff?
So yeah. I got a hanger box at Target of the stuff. Did I pull anything good? Well...
112- Alfredo Simon, who had a really nice start to the year.
111- Emilio Bonifacio, who has worn five uniforms over the course of three seasons.
287- Mike Bolsinger
19- Bronson Arroyo, one of the better fringe players in the MLB.
38- Jason Giambi, who has been playing for 20 seasons. I'm guessing this past one was his last one, though you can never tell anymore.
4- Mark Reynolds, who is not great for a fantasy team.
16- Andrew Brown
79- Clint Barmes
185- Juan Francisco
6- Jose Molina, one of the best backup catchers in the game.
78- Reid Brignac
107- Josh Collmenter
93- Troy Patton
86- Cesar Ramos
164- Joe Kelly, who may end up being the lone Boston ace next year.
46- Jake Marsinick, who may end up being a starter in Houston next season, which isn't saying much.
49- Willie Bloomquist
7- David Price, adorned in a Tigers uniform.
325- JOSE ABREU MLB Debut
13- Andrew Heaney Rookie debut
267- Jonathan Diaz
237- Jorge Polanco
17- Yangervis Solarte. Headley was worth him.
330- Daniel Webb
52- Chase Anderson
154- Yu Darvish ASG
18- Aramis Ramirez ASG
258- Matt Carpenter ASG. Hey, remember when the All Star cards used to feature more than people just standing around????
30- Elian Herrera
224- Jared Burton
248- Brayan Pena
34- Gavin Floyd, who...still kinda sucks.
218- David Carpenter
194- Hector Santiago
70- Jarrod Saltalamacchia, who was apparently with the Marlins this year. Hm.
244- Daisuke Matsuzaka. Man, he's still relevant?
73- Francisco Cervelli
83- Brandon Hicks
85- Daniel Descalso, who is playing less...I guess?
296- Tyler Moore
116- Brett Anderson
240- Aaron Sanchez
172- Tucker Barnhardt
203- Cole Figueroa getting doused with Gatorade
117- Bryan Holaday
138- Asdrubal Cabrera
323- CHASE HEADLEY
314- Corey Dickerson GOLD #D TO 2014
Power Players insert of Adam Wainwright. I like these. They remind me of the early 2000's Topps inserts.
29- Tyler Skaggs RED SHINY
The future is now insert of Yordano Ventura...and...
89 mini insert of BILLY BUTLER. Man, this pack wants the Royals to win.
All Star Access of Daniel Murphy
170- Matt Davidson
175- Oscar Taveras ROOKIE
222- Brandon Moss ASG
212- Randy Choate
94- Tuff Gosewisch RC
57- JACOB DEGROM Rookie Debut
250- Yu Darvish CL
206- Chris Perez
290- Cam Bedrosian
148- Kyle Parker
50- JACOB DEGROM ROOKIE
10- GEORGE SPRINGER ROOKIE. Man, two really good ones
176- Michael Brantley ASG
292- Chase Utley ASG
315- Carlos Gomez ASG
297- Zach Greinke ASG
289- Adam Wainwright ASG
Well, those were pretty damn good, especially by Update standards.