(Footage of David Freese playing ball).
ANNOUNCER: David Freese. St. Louis' Hero. To many, he's a saint. But to most...
(Shot of Freese's face turns red)
ANNOUNCER: He's a scoundrel.
Cut to a man in a regular sports shirt.
GUY #1: David Freese refused to sign my kid's ball. He also refused to sign his cap, his baseball card, his rally squirrel, and him.
Cut to another guy.
GUY #2: David Freese drenched my house with Gatorade, and laughed maniacally at us.
Cut to Ryan Howard.
RYAN HOWARD: David Freese sprained my ankle, and refused to fess up for it. Also, he's the devil's spawn.
Back to a shot of Freese, zooming closer to the camera.
ANNOUNCER: David Freese...not a champion...not a hero...not America's choice.
(Paid for by the Association for Voting Bryce Harper to the All Star Game)
BRYCE HARPER: I'm Bryce Harper, and I approve of this Clown Question.
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Coming Tomorrow- He should have been voted to the All Star Game. Most sportswriters are baffled by this. Hopefully, a spot will open up, and this former Cy Young Award winner will return to the ASG.
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