Monday, August 4, 2014
Custom Card of the Day: Rizzo Edition
(I can't really think of anything funny, so here's a sonnet)
When one thinks of the many teams that suck
Without putting much effort toward their games,
They mainly see the North Side run amok
When every Cubs season ends up the same.
Sure, different stars will come and go at ease
And win some batting titles here and there.
They'll all remember Sosa's, Dawson's, Lee's,
And all want to forget Bryan LaHair.
Yet in the long run, the team is sub-par
Unable to perform and, yes, compete.
Anthony Rizzo's great, but can't go far
'Less backed up by a roster that's complete.
So Chicago, with nothing else to do
Fixates their eyes on Jose Abreu.
Coming Tomorrow- The Athletics' secret weapon, a guy who basically everyone counted out after the 2010 season.