Beltre, sit down
DeRosa, go home
Philadelphia has a new 3rd baseman and it's...their old 2nd baseman. Huh, what a twist. Either way, Placido Polanco was a legend with us, and then he moved to Detroit, where he was muddled behind a stellar outfield and star talent from Florida.
I'm pretty sure that the Phillies lineup has certain simularities with a certain film, and that means I have to get customizing.
(As to the film, I'll give you a hint- actually, nevermind, I won't)