That is an underrated genre of baseball nickname, the kind of nickname that paints the picture of the role he fills. You can filter out some of the fun ones that have another origin, like David 'The Renegade' Bender [that's his walk-up song] or Joakim 'The Mexecutioner' Soria. Something like Ryan Howard as 'The Big Piece', being the biggest piece of the Phillies' lineup, or Eric Byrnes as 'The Human Crash Test Dummy' cause he kept smashing into walls chasing fly balls, or even Jhostynxon Garcia as 'The Password', not just because of his randomly-generated password name, but because he's the last piece that unlocks the heart of that Pirates lineup.
So why is Ezequiel Duran the Solution? Because he's solved a number of the Rangers' problems this year simply while hitting well, anywhere they play him, when no one else will.
The funniest thing about Duran being given 'The Solution' is that he's not even the first Rangers extra hand I'd consider having that role. The same year Duran came up, late 2022, a fellow ex-Yankee farmhand dealt to Texas for Joey Gallo also tried to find a role in the Rangers' lineup. His name was Josh Smith. It would not happen until 2024, where an injury to Josh Jung freed up third. That was when I thought Josh Smith felt like the solution, because he filled in strongly enough to allow for some competition over the next few years. Now he gets to play 2nd everyday in the wake of Semien's departure, and Jung gets 3rd back.
So what's Ezequiel Duran been doing? Pretty much everything else. So far this season, Duran has played shortstop, 2nd base, 3rd base, left field, right field and first base, and very well at that. He's also been hitting .281 with 35 RBIs, and currently has the highest WAR on the team with 1.7. Basically everything they've asked him to do, he's done exceptionally well. I did not expect Duran to be reborn as a superute contact guy but here he is, and where are Willi Castro and David Fry to stop him? Can't wait for Rangers-Marlins, where Duran and Javier Sanoja get to fight. I think that's how this works.
The Rangers, outside of Duran, are exceedingly okay right now. Jacob deGrom is doing his thing, but his ERA's just higher than usual. Carter and Seager were doing well then got hurt. Burger and Pederson are hitting, but not multi-dimensionally. Pretty much every starting pitcher is just doing okay right now, and we've seen them all do better, even for the Rangers. It's only really Kumar Rocker who's on new ground by being good. At least Jacob Latz has found a new niche as a rock-solid closer, I like that for him.
Look, it's good that the Rangers have somebody like Ezequiel Duran this year, someone who can do so much for them. It'd be nicer if they had a better team around him, but what can you do?
Coming Tonight [?]: There's a strong possibility that his swing's broken, but I don't think he's gonna let that stop him.






